Narozeninová svíčka ve tvaru dortu Twat

The lettering is bold enough that everyone at the table spotted it immediately, and the candle burned slow enough for a full round of photos before the cake got sliced. Perfect gag gift for a friend with a filthy sense of humor.

Lit this at my sister's 40th and the whole table lost it—the glossy lettering really stands out against the cake, and it burned steadily for the full slice-and-serve. Exactly the kind of cheeky touch that makes a birthday feel less ordinary, even if you've got kids around who don't get the joke yet.

The letters are bold and glossy enough to read from across the room, which is half the fun when the cake comes out. Lit it with the rest of the candles and it burned steady for a good few minutes, no sputtering or drips on the frosting.