شمع كعكة عيد الميلاد Twat - 5 عبوات داخلية

My sister nearly choked on her drink when I pulled these out at her 40th. The candles burned steady for a good while, which gave everyone plenty of time to snap photos of the hilarious lettering before we blew them out.

Lit these at my mate’s stag do and the room went silent for a second before everyone howled. The candles are sturdy and burn evenly, which matters when the joke is the whole point. Got five in the pack so we could use them at the after-party too.

Bought these for my sister's 40th and the cake table got more attention than the actual cake. The five candles in one pack meant we could split them between two desserts without anyone fighting over who got the "good" one. Whoever lit the last one almost choked laughing when they read the words out